5 Reasons Why Germany Won…

So Germany beat England. Good. One of the German papers mentioned on BBC News yesterday morning had 10 reasons why Germany are going to win. So here are my 5 reasons as to why Germany actually did win.

  1. I prefer German ‘Wurst’  to English Fish & Chips.
  2. I prefer Cologne to Manchester.
  3. Germany won the Eurovision Song Contest, and England came last.
  4. The German coach is Joachim Löw. The English have an Italian. We all know what happened to them…
  5. German fans are civilized when discussing England vs Germany, whereas British fans deliberately try to mention the war.

To be completely honest, I can’t understand why the England fans are so upset. It wasn’t that bad, because England 1!

Fred Hart

Stock Controller and Radio Presenter/Producer

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